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True Stories, Bad Decisions, Great Meals, and 40 Years Behind the Kitchen Door
A dishwashing job at fourteen began a career that would take David Arnold through kitchens, restaurant ownership, international consulting, and hospitality projects across four continents. This is the memoir of the people, mistakes, meals, and unexpected turns along the way.
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The stories behind the service
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up follows forty years of hospitality from a first restaurant job to demanding projects around the world. Along the way are wedding halls in Saudi Arabia, security challenges in Somalia, and lessons learned from colleagues who could turn a difficult shift around. The humor comes from real situations and the people who made them memorable.
Written for hospitality professionals and anyone curious about life behind the kitchen door, the book brings together travel, working life, and the decisions that shape an operation. Some lessons arrived through good mentors; others arrived when a plan fell apart. All of them became part of a career that offers plenty to laugh about and plenty to think about.
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